How to defeat Indian cricket team in Pakistan!

At the start of India Pakistan Test series while India was discussing the fate of Saurabh Ganguly, Pakistani Criket personnel were discussing and make plan how to win a series with almost zero damage.

Previously they use hostile methods to win series but now as the friendship is on the Air the best way to do is to find something inside the rules of cricket.

Here is the Game plan

1. Prepare dead pitches for first two tests. This will serve two purposes; first it will save them from the defeat which they foresighted, secondly they can frustrate the Indian cricket team making them vulnerable to make silly mistakes in the last test.
2. Moin Khan and others will always advice the healthy and not the sick. This again will make healthy feel sick.
3. Never declare until you are sure that you will not loose even if it also negates chances of own win.

Now all this shows how difficult it is for Pakistani Cricket to digest defeat in own soil. Pakistan at the start of series was not an underdog neither they are going through a bad patch. It shows how much confidence Pakistan has in their strengths. Much has been written in the month of January about the strength of Pakistani team which they obviously failed to look instead they were looking what can be the reasons for defeat.

As I write this post Pakistan is busy implementing Game Plan No. 3 and now its Indian cricket team's turn to make sure that they win. In this way we can either loose the test cricket or win it. If we win, we will be making history of playing against all odds and if we loose, Pakistan can only get victory but can never take pride and will be seen as escapist.

UPDATE:

What a brilliant way to loose. Whatever be the opinions of experts, we basically lack character to convert these certain defeats into win. Now thats why we can never be world test champions.